DC's Trusted Cannabis Brand
Since 2015, we’ve proudly served over 50,000 happy clients from the DMV area.
DC Bayside is powered by a team of friendly professionals dedicated to delivering outstanding customer service. We value our clients and ensure a seamless, trustworthy experience—no funny business.Join us and discover the exceptional quality, reliability, and care that set DC Bayside apart.
A Story Born from Broken Promises: The Night That Changed Everything
May 29, 2015. The clock ticked past midnight as I sat in my car, white-knuckling the steering wheel. My hands shook—not from fear, but rage. On the passenger seat sat a greasy paper bag, half-filled with popcorn. It was supposed to be medicine.
My father had waited all week for this. For years, I’d watched him shuffle to the back porch each night, lighting a joint to quiet the demons of depression he’d carried since I was a boy. But that week, the dealer sold me lies instead of relief. Again. When I handed my dad that bag, he didn’t yell. He just sighed, his shoulders slumping like a deflated balloon. “Maybe next time,” he muttered.
There would be no next time.
The System Was Broken
For years, we’d been trapped in a cycle of:
- Ghosted deals: Waiting hours in parking lots for dealers who never showed.
- Dangerous swaps: “OG Kush” that reeked of lawn clippings. “Edibles” that were just gas station candy.
- Shame: Treating a lifeline like a dirty secret.
This wasn’t just about bad weed. It was about dignity. My father—a man who’d worked 40 years, raised a family, survived a thousand silent battles—deserved better than to beg for scraps from some stranger’s trunk.
The Birth of a Rebellion
That night, I made two promises:
- No one would ever hand my father a bag of popcorn again.
- No one in D.C. would have to choose between desperation and danger.
DC Bayside began in my living room. Just me, a spreadsheet, and a stubborn belief that cannabis could be different. Not a back-alley hustle, but a lifeline delivered with respect.
How We’re Rewriting the Rules
We fix what’s broken:
- Trust: Every product is lab-tested. Every strain’s lineage is published. No mysteries, no shortcuts.
- Reliability: Discreet pickup slots you can set your watch to. A team that answers the phone on the first ring.
- Compassion: We remember the humans behind every order. The chronic pain patients. The anxious parents. The veterans chasing sleep.
50,000 Silent Revolutions
Today, we’ve served over 50,000 people tired of the old way. People like:
- Elena, a single mom who finally found a CBD oil that actually eased her son’s seizures.
- Derrick, a retired cop who no longer lies awake haunted by memories.
- Ms. Ruth, 78, who giggles through her arthritis with our mango gummies.
This isn’t just business. It’s a quiet revolution—one where “reliable dealer” isn’t an oxymoron.
Join the Fight
If you’ve ever:
- Felt your stomach drop when a dealer ghosted…
- Wondered if “organic” really meant “sprayed with God-knows-what”…
- Hidden your medicine like a shameful habit…
We built DC Bayside for you.
No popcorn. No lies. Just clean, consistent cannabis and a team that treats you like family.
Order Like You Matter
(Because You Do)
For my father. For yours. For every person who’s ever been told to settle.
– Aaron Burr, Founder
Want to join the DC Bayside team?
Job Description
We are searching for a Full-time customer consultant for our Cannabis Consultancy in Southwest Washington DC who will consult with clients, package orders, deliver orders, and package materials. Be aware, this is not for you if you are: looking to build your own company or only looking for a part-time gig.
We love our clients and we love to see them high and happy.
We love people who have relevant work experience as budtenders at dispensaries, or people who excel in sales positions.
- Provides each patient with best-in-class customer service
- Educates patients on all varieties of cannabis and cannabis-infused products in the store via phone calls
- Accurately processes and dispenses cannabis to patients
- Stocking/restocking product
- Operate POS system and efficiently and accurately process payments
- Other tasks as assigned by management
- Package orders precisely and accurately
- Deliver orders curbside to clients
Employee benefits
- Starting fixed salary: Starting at $2,500 USD per month and up for more experienced team members + promotion opportunities
- Free cannabis to try, test, and taste
- Promotion opportunities for the right candidate
- Full-time position, requiring 40-50 hours a week of availability
Please do not call or text us to check in the status of your application. We have 100s of applications every day and will reach out to the candidates who are the best fit and we ONLY will consider people who apply through the application 🙂
Job Requirements
- Premium level of customer service
- 21 years old or older
- Possess valid driver’s license or state ID.
- Must pass all required background checks.
- Ability to work nights, holidays, and weekends.
- Reliable car to commute to SW Washington DC
Personal Suitability
- High degree of trustworthiness
- You will need to work full time in our office in Washington DC.
- You need to be able to work autonomously without being supervised.
- You need to be able to remain calm in stressful situations.
- You’re not in for the short run and want to commit for at least two years working for us.
- You want to be part of something bigger. You have a very high degree of loyalty and the ability to work in a team.
- You possess healthy self-confidence and have a strong, positive mindset.
- You need to learn extremely fast and be 100% coachable.
- You possess the typical virtues: Discipline, punctuality, reliability, and precise working.
Application Process
To apply for this position, please contact us at: [email protected]
We would like to thank all the applicants for their interest. We will contact only candidates who match the profile we are looking for. Thank you for your understanding. Please do not call us to check in the status of your application. We have 100s of applications every day and will reach out to the candidates who are the best fit 🙂
