More Than Just Green: The Journey from Heartbreak to High Standards

Two days ago, DC was flooded with green—but not the kind we care about.

For us, “green” isn’t about clovers or leprechauns. It’s about craftsmanship, curation, and the kind of quality that makes people like Bob drive 3 hours to restock.

But let’s rewind…

May 29, 2015:
I sat in my car, white-knuckling the steering wheel. On the passenger seat: a bag of popcorn that was supposed to be medicine.

My dad had waited all week for relief from the depression he’d carried for decades. When I handed him that bag, he didn’t yell. He just sighed, “Maybe next time.”

That moment burned into me.

What Makes Our “Green” Different

1️⃣ Small-Batch Obsession:

• We reject 88% of harvests that don’t meet our “top-shelf” standard.

2️⃣ No Compromises:

• No pesticides. No lies. Just lab-tested fire.
• As Bob put it: “It was literally out of this world.”

3️⃣ For the Seekers:

• We’re not for the “good enough” crowd.
• We’re for those who’ve been let down by “maybe next time.”

Why This Matters for You

• You deserve more than hype: Our strains are grown for flavor and effect, not Instagram clout.
• You deserve certainty: No more lies and empty promises.
• Your story isn’t a sidenote: Every order is packed with the phenomenal quality that I’d share with my Dad.

P.S. Curious how we turned Bob’s skepticism into loyalty? Give us a try

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