🍌 Banana Split: Sativa-Leaning Hybrid | 26–28% THC 🍨
Banana OG × Cookies & Cream | Limited Boutique Batch
Genetics & Legacy
Born from cannabis royalty—Banana OG crossed with Cookies & Cream—Banana Split is the dessert strain that’s got the entire scene buzzing. This isn’t dispensary mid—it’s boutique-grade, lab-verified, and grown in small batches for flavor, frost, and full-blown elevation. If strains were celebrities, Banana Split would have paparazzi outside the grow house.
Flavor & Aroma: Dessert First, High Second
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Aroma: Think banana foster flambé, whipped vanilla bean, and a whisper of Cali gas.
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Flavor: A creamy, sugary explosion—caramelized banana, fresh-baked sugar cookie, and za-za sparkle that lingers like your favorite dessert. It’s what “premium” tastes like.
Appearance: Diamond-Dusted Glory 💎
These buds glisten like frostbitten gold, with icy trichomes covering dense, nuggety perfection. Bright greens peek through a snowy crystal coat, while amber hairs give it a warm glow.
Effects: Euphoria, Engineered
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First Hit: A wave of clean, focused energy—no crash, no chaos.
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20 Minutes In: Social vibes light up; your mood rises, thoughts flow.
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Later On: Gentle body ease kicks in—melty, not sleepy.
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Perfect For: Wake-and-bake warriors, artists in the zone, or anyone who wants to glow without slowing down.
Medical Magic
Users report Banana Split helps with:
✅ Focus & productivity without overstimulation
✅ Social anxiety (confidence in a cone)
✅ Mild body pain & mental fog
User Love Notes
🍌 *“Tastes like banana cream pie with rocket fuel—I’m obsessed.” – Lexi W.
🍦 “No anxiety, just good vibes. Makes me feel limitless.” – Brandon F.
🍪 “I finally found my all-day strain. Focused, happy, delicious.” – Tasha R.
Why Banana Split?
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26–28% THC: High-potency flower for experienced enthusiasts.
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Legendary Lineage: OG × dessert genetics = flavor and fire.
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Cult-Favorite Drop: Boutique grown, limited edition—when it’s gone, it’s gone.
🛑 Warning
This one doesn’t creep—it crashes through the door. With 28% THC on the high end, Banana Split may cause:
⚠️ Spontaneous joy
⚠️ Creative sprints
⚠️ Friends begging you for your stash
Craving the Split?
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#BananaSplitMafia | #NotJustAStrainItsAnExperience
Lab-verified. For adults 21+. Consume responsibly.
Roxanne –
Wonderful!