Bayside Crunch Cereal Bars: 200mg THC
Morning Bliss, Elevated – Crispy, Chewy, and Chill

 

The Experience

🥣 Nostalgic & Nourishing: Each cereal bar packs 200mg of premium THC distillate into a crunchy, chewy masterpiece that tastes like childhood—but hits like adulthood. Dive into clusters of golden oats, crispy rice, or fruity pebbles bound with sweet honey or vegan marshmallow, then ride a wave of balanced euphoria perfect for sunrise yoga, creative marathons, or lazy Sunday snuggles.
🌅 Effects: A bright, functional high that pairs mental clarity with gentle body relaxation. “Half a bar with my coffee and I crushed my to-do list… then napped like a champ.” – Jess, freelancer & Bayside fan

 

Why Choose Bayside Crunch Cereal Bars?

✅ Freshness First: Store in the refrigerator to lock in crisp texture, potency, and flavor. Cold = bold.
✅ Smart Scoring: Pre-cut into 8 squares (25mg each)—customize your vibe without crumbs or guesswork.
✅ Allergen-Friendly: Vegan options, gluten-free grains, and zero artificial dyes. Breakfast and bliss, guilt-free.

 

Dosage Guidance

🌱 Newbies: 1/16 (~12.5mg) – Smooth mood boost, light giggles.
🌱 Seasoned: 1/8 to 1/4 (25-50mg) – Focused energy, stress relief, snack-time zen.
🌱 Veterans: 1/2 (100mg+) – Full-body melt, creative deep dives, or dreamy couch adventures.
⏳ Timing Tip: Effects bloom in 60-90 minutes. Sip water, savor slowly, and let the magic unfold.

 

Flavors & Ingredients

✨ Berry Blast: Fruity pebble chaos

Please call to ask for the current flavors
Allergens: Please confirm any allergies.

 

Safety & Responsibility

⚠️ Chill Out: Refrigerate to maintain freshness and potency.
⚠️ Secure Snacking: Child-resistant packaging + store high (literally—top shelf, far from kiddos).
⚠️ Legal Compliance: For adults 21+ in compliant regions. Not a substitute for actual breakfast.

 

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Lab-tested. Ethically sourced. Joy in every chew.

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Bayside’s edibles blend nostalgia with innovation. Keep cool, stay lifted.

 

Why We’re Cereal-ously Good

🌟 Texture Matters: Cold storage ensures every bite stays crispy-chewy perfection.
🌟 Community Crunch: A portion of sales funds local youth arts and wellness programs.
🌟 Limited Editions: Seasonal twists like pumpkin spice crunch or peppermint cocoa.

For the breakfast rebels, the productivity hackers, and the snackers who want more. These aren’t cereal bars—they’re your new daily ritual.

Serving size: 1 bar (200mg THC). Consult a healthcare provider before use. Refrigerate for maximum freshness.

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Consume responsibly. Effects vary. Keep refrigerated and out of reach of children/pets. 🥛🌿