350mg Chocolate Chip Cookies: The Ultimate Distillate-Infused Indulgence
Not Your Grandma’s Cookies—Unless Grandma’s a Cannaisseur

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The Experience

🍪 Potency Meets Nostalgia: Each cookie packs a 350mg punch of pure distillate, delivering a smooth, flavorless infusion that lets the classic chocolate chip taste shine. Perfect for slicing into precise doses or sharing with fellow veterans.
🌙 Effects: A slow-building, full-body euphoria that melts stress, sparks giggles, and gently anchors you to the couch. “I ate one square and floated through a Wes Anderson movie. 10/10.” – Devonte, longtime customer

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Why Choose These Cookies?

✅ Lab-Tested Accuracy: Precisely dosed for predictable, consistent effects.
✅ Craftsmanship: Baked fresh with premium butter, real vanilla, and gooey chocolate chips—no shortcuts, no artificial junk.
✅ Discreet & Delicious: Zero cannabis aftertaste. Passes as a “treat from Mom”… until the high kicks in.

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Dosage Guidance

• Newbies: Start with 10–25mg (a tiny nibble—seriously).
• Seasoned: 50–100mg (half a cookie for a cinematic body high).
• Veterans: 100mg+ (full cookie for interstellar vibes).

Wait 90+ minutes before redosing. Distillate creeps like a ninja.

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Ingredients & Craftsmanship

• Pure Distillate: Solvent-free, strain-agnostic THC for a clean, functional high.
• Artisan Recipe: Organic flour, grass-fed butter, 72% dark chocolate chunks.
• Allergens: Contains wheat, dairy, soy.

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Safety Notes

⚠️ Keep Secure: Label clearly and store far from kids, pets, or snack-happy roommates.
⚠️ Legal Compliance: For adults 21+ in compliant regions. Verify local laws.

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Ready to Redefine “Cookie Time”?
👉 Order Now 👈
Lab-verified. Ethically infused. Dangerously delicious.

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#ElevatedNostalgia | #DistillateDoneRight

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DC Bayside’s edibles are crafted for intentional use. Consume responsibly.

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Key Features

• Sliceable Doses: Score marks for easy portioning.
• Long Shelf Life: Stays fresh for weeks in an airtight container.
• Versatile Use: Pair with Netflix, creative projects, or a very understanding partner.

For the bold, the curious, and the “I-need-to-unwind-now” crowd. 🍃
These aren’t cookies—they’re a portal to bliss.