Donny Burger: The Legendary Indica Dominant Heavyweight | 33.7% THC

Bred from GMO x Han Solo Burger

Genetics & Legacy

Donny Burger is a powerhouse bred from two elite strains—GMO and Han Solo Burger—crafted for those who don’t just want to get high… they want to get wrecked. This indica-dominant hybrid is revered across the cannabis world for its sky-high THC content and mouth-coating terp profile. It’s not just flower—it’s a full-body reset button.

 

Aroma & Flavor: Diesel-Glazed Funk Bomb

• Aroma: 10/10 — Loud. Funky. Gassy. Garlic-forward with savory diesel undertones that scream for attention the moment you crack the jar.

• Flavor: Think garlicky cheeseburger smashed onto a skunky grill. Rich umami, earthy diesel, and just enough citrus sweetness to keep it interesting. Bold, complex, unforgettable.

 

Appearance: Trichome Overload

• Looks: Dense, mossy-green nuggets dripping in resin. Fiery orange hairs snake through chunky buds dusted with crystal trichomes. Sticky, stanky, and beautifully brutal.

 

Effects: Couch-Locking Euphoria

• First 15 Minutes: A wave of cerebral haze rolls in—your mind slows, laughter bubbles up, and anxiety fades into the background.

• 30 Minutes In: Total body sedation. Muscles loosen. Eyes heavy. Thoughts soft and foggy. You’re not moving unless it’s into a deeper state of bliss.

• Perfect For: Late nights, stress relief, serious pain, movie marathons, or simply vanishing into your couch with a bag of chips.

User Love Notes

🌟 “It’s like a tranquilizer for stress. I hit it and my whole body went limp—in a good way.” – Jake T.

🌟 “The flavor is crazy. Like a garlicky, funky burger that got dipped in jet fuel.” – Sarah L.

🌟 “Top 3 strain for me and I’ve smoked it all. Donny doesn’t play.” – Marcus D.

Why Donny Burger?

• 33.7% THC Lab-Tested – One of the strongest strains on shelves.

• Sedation Supreme – Ideal for heavy hitters and medical users alike.

• Terpene-Rich Experience – Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Limonene, and Pinene combine for layered relief and long-lasting euphoria.

• No Cap, Just Gas – This isn’t hype. It’s legendary.

Warning

This is not for beginners. Overindulge and you’ll wake up asking what day it is. Donny creeps… and then conquers.

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Lab-tested. Compliant. For adults 21+. Consume with respect.