🌌 HAN SOLO-GMO: THE 38% THC LEGEND LANDS IN THE DMV 🌌

🔥 Micro-Batch Mastery | 38% THC | Exclusive to DC Bayside 🔥

Why Han Solo-GMO?

Because you’re done with mid. You want nuclear potency, terpene chaos, and galactic sedation—all in one bowl.

This is the strain the shelves don’t carry. Han Solo-GMO isn’t grown for the masses. It’s crafted for connoisseurs by Southern California’s elite, The Winning Team Farms. GMO meets Hash Burger in a fusion so loud, so lethal, it warps the definition of “heavy-hitter.”

🧬 Genetics That Break the Scale

GMO (Garlic Mushroom Onion) × Hash Burger

38% THC – One of the highest testing strains ever seen in the DMV

Full-spectrum potency – zero filler, zero forgiveness

Designed for veteran users—this is not entry-level fuel

🌪️ The Terpene Assault

Limonene – Citrus edge cuts the funk, lifts your mood

Caryophyllene – Pepper spice meets pain relief

Myrcene – Earthy sedation rocket boosters

Alpha-Pinene – A flash of pine-fueled clarity before takeoff

🔥 Flavor & Aroma

Charred onion. Diesel-soaked hash. A loud, funky wave of dank umami that hits the nose like a trench run through hyperspace.

🛸 Effects That Hit Like a Star Destroyer

→ Immediate cerebral punch → Tunnel-vision focus → Total body domination

Whether you’re chasing deep rest, next-level euphoria, or just want to disappear into the couch, this strain delivers an unforgettable ride.

🎯 This Is the Drop

Limited quantity. 38% THC. Zero hype—just reality.

If you miss this one, you’ll feel it.

✨ Why DC Bayside?

Trusted supplier of elite genetics

Exclusive drops from The Winning Team Farms

Specialists in curating only the rarest, most potent phenos

🚨 DMV EXCLUSIVE

Available only at: www.DcBayside.com | 📞 202-964-0752

No other plug. No reruns. No backups.

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