800mg THC Brownies: Decadent Indulgence Meets Potent Precision
“The Ultimate Edible Experience for the Discerning Connoisseur”

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The Experience

🍫 Sinfully Strong: Each rich, fudgy brownie delivers 800mg of premium THC distillate, crafted for veterans seeking deep relaxation or transcendent creativity. Unwrap a chocolatey aroma that hides its power—until the first bite.
🌌 Effects: A slow-rising tsunami of euphoria that melts stress, eases pain, and unlocks cinematic introspection. “Half a brownie sent me to the moon. A whole one? Let’s just say I met my spirit animal.”– Jake, longtime enthusiast

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Why Choose These Brownies?

✅ Lab-Verified Potency: Precisely dosed for predictable, heavy-hitting effects.
✅ Gourmet Craftsmanship: Organic cocoa, hand-whipped batter, and gooey chocolate chunks—no box-mix shortcuts.
✅ Customizable Dosing: Pre-scored into 8 squares (~100mg each). Control your journey, bite by bite.

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Dosage Guidance

• Newbies: 1/8 brownie (~100mg) – Dip your toe into calm. Wait 2+ hours.
• Seasoned: Half brownie (~400mg) – Pain relief, creative surges, or couch-lock bliss.
• Veterans: Full brownie (800mg) – For explorers chasing the edges of consciousness.

Warning: Distillate’s delayed onset (90+ minutes) demands patience—do not redose early.

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Ingredients & Craftsmanship

• Pure Distillate: Solvent-free, strain-agnostic THC for a clean, functional high.
• Artisan Recipe: Organic flour, Belgian dark chocolate, farm-fresh eggs.
• Allergens: Contains wheat, dairy, eggs.

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Safety & Responsibility

⚠️ Secure, Refridgerated Storage: Child-resistant packaging + store far from snack-happy housemates.
⚠️ Legal Compliance: For adults 21+ in DC under I-71 guidelines. Not for resale or transport across state lines.

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Lab-tested. Ethically crafted. Decadence with a purpose.

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DC Bayside’s edibles are designed for intentional use. Consume responsibly.

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Key Features

• Stealthy Sophistication: Looks like a bakery treat—hits like a freight train.
• Long-Lasting Effects: 6–8 hours of relief or recreation.
• Shareable (If You Dare): Split with trusted friends or savor solo.

For the bold, the curious, and the “I-need-to-unwind-NOW” crowd. 🍃
This isn’t just a brownie—it’s a portal to profound peace.

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Serving size: 1/8 brownie (~100mg THC). Total THC per brownie: 800mg. Consult a healthcare provider before use.